Our Family
had something like this. We called him Grandfather. He would attempt to mute questionable jokes during Golden Girls. Of course he was terrible at it, so all we heard were the questionable jokes.

Poor Max
I bet he hates teen movies because he thinks the good guys never win.

He's a tiny man
I noticed they cropped out the amp he is standing on.

So
World "close" to the end.

Dempsey
I'm pretty certain that "herbal sweetener" of Dempsey's is what making him try to stay young. So my guess would be Dempsey wants the EBE's so he can gain their fountain of youth. I would also assume those kids with the crappy makeup are Dempsey's experiments gone bad. Because that is a lame and cliche…

I'm confused
So they aren't remaking CB4?

Wait…
…so Super Balls are actually Visitor com links?