Oh, no worries on that front, Ms. Heyer's mom tweeted at him. What's that? She didn't? He admitted that minutes after saying the exact opposite? On live TV?

Wait, I thought we were the snowflakes? I WANT THAT TERM BACK!

Please tell me that's not an actual quote. He really said "us"? He's flustered, sure, but that's a damn telling slip.

Exactly.

Those were simpler times. Wait a minute…

Seriously? Oh, man… We're so fucked.

And preferably a citation from a source that doesn't refer to genres of music as "gay".

And what about that kid from JI-UH-NUH?

Thank you.

They didn't want to see their culture and heritage ruined by that scruffy bum with a dirty hat and jacket! And he's a professor?! Probably teaches Antifa Women's Studies 101 at University of Liberal Indoctrination, huh?

Do you remember when Trump retweeted a gif of himself body-slamming a guy with a CNN logo for a head?

Sigh. I know.

And instead, he almost destroyed the entire world! W always was an overachiever.

My favorite daydream currently is imagining Trump doing the perp walk out of the White House. Except, instead of a suit coat hiding his shackled hands, the Secret Service ties one of his extraordinarily long ties around the cuffs.

I don't know. He had a GOP majority in Indiana, and we saw how that worked out. Plus, he'd have a pretty vocal opposition in Trump's former base. They did not elect Mike "White Bread" Pence. They elected Donald "Orange Fecal Matter" Trump to MAKE THE LIBTARDS CRY. DURRRR!

I'm not gonna touch your second and third lines, but I'm having trouble with your first line. I don't really get it. Are you mocking people who are angry the President of the United States of America just endorsed white supremacy?

Just like we're Pro-Abortion! Turnabout is fair game, fuckers.

Thank you for making this distinction.

But that tidal wave that goes out is gonna be sweeeeeeeet for us!

And don't forget the white supremacist assholes in the White supremacist House! And the complete fucking asshole idiot piece of shit who holds the most powerful position in the entire world and literally just went on live TV to defend them, throw out straw men and false equivalence arguments, and align himself with…