This user name, it is the best.

I, uh, would also like to express my fondness for that particular, uh, unsolicited dick pic.

I celebrate Ricnix's entire catalogue.

I know! Crocs. In this day and age.

To which story are you referring?

I'm trying to think of the names Bolling has for his bits…

Watters seems more like the Fox News workplace goof than the Fox News workplace creep. Like, he's the one who makes sure that Linda's birthday cake that's shaped like a penis is black.

Is it even irony at this point?

Apparently, Bolling's contract doesn't include the multimillion-dollar, piss-yellow parachute that O'Reilly's did. He's gotta find that cash somehow.

Huh. So…see it with a few Mountain Dews?

I don't know that I did that.

They dig. They, they test. —Kramer

Excellent, thanks for the insight!

As Rallo Tubbs once said: Man, growin' up today…

The lessons just keep on comin' today! Thanks, Montypark!

Is Sucker Punch that bad? I'm straddling the line between "I should watch it because it's so bad!" and "Should I really waste my time at all?" Help a brother out!

Thank goodness we learned our lesson and choose to let Iran do its own thing nowadays.

Yeah, I'm getting a bit of an education on libertarian politics by some fine folks here, and I'm beginning to get a clearer picture of it all.

Appreciate the lesson! It seems that fee-for-service would be a very tough way to go about things—"Hey, you didn't pay to have that pothole fixed! You can't drive on 12th!"—but in theory, it sounds pretty nice. I'd love to be able to dictate where my tax money goes. Bye bye, constant defense spending!

Oh. Well then. I guess we're on the same page here. FRIEND!