Don't the Israelis and the Palestinians band together to fight off a common enemy? And doesn't Israel go back to pre-1967 borders in the end?

I knew he was a self-hating queer, but a self-hating Jew as well? Wow. I'd feel badly for him if he weren't taking it out on so many vulnerable people.

I had never read anything by him before. And I won't ever again!

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to pork it with a cigar.

King of the Hill was the most genuine show on television.

Dude, you feet the fuck outta that note!

Fucking gross. And a little on the nose, no?

"Or, as I call it, the fake media."

"…every smart, non-asshole person in the country being against him."

Hey, it worked for Sarah Palin. She had a show on TLC!

…combined with an abnormally small penis

But don't the numbers show that his support is still strong among the GOP base?

Well, that was another brilliant strategy of Trump's campaign: demonizing the Democratic party for the loss of those jobs.

Quick side caucus: What's a dipshit Bernie voter?

I find some very heartening, if anecdotal, evidence in your comment that Trump supporters are a smaller group than I think they are. If the former group of people you describe are not just the latter group with a new name, then maybe we can isolate the Trump-supporter virus and get rid of it.

Take me with you!

We just need to start making big-budget movies about a storm viciously assaulting a pretty young woman.

Haha, exactly. Kind of like how the party of personal responsibility is now run by a man who cries and casts blame over the slightest provocation.

Trump: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Fox News!"

Exactly. If President Obama can get the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009…