Narrow streets and the damage the tanks would have done to those streets. You would think that a guy who campaigned, in part, on fixing our broken infrastructure wouldn't want to contribute to the damage.

Lincoln was a Republican. Get over it, brah. No bigs, as if, whatever, like you care, right? I know you are, but what am I? For serious.

Losing "big time" or "big league"? We know it's you, Mr. President, no need to hide behind a pseudonym.

A blizzard is coming? I guess global warming must be a myth then, huh? Yuk! Yuk!

Alternative facts, or the regular LAMESTREAM MEDIA facts?

That totally makes sense. And totally depresses me.

I'm with you.

Haha, darnit! When the hell are we going to invent a time machine?!

I hear you. It's hard for me to pinpoint it, but the Clinton Era does ring true. However, that could be due to my own political consciousness awakening in, say, 1998 or so.

Huh. I guess I followed that premise, but then I remembered that he goes to a private school and I became confused. Thanks for the reply, though.

Sigh, I know.

Man, I really hope the political party stops being a dirty word soon. I'm really getting sick of this "You're on the other side, therefore you're evil" shit that comes from both sides.

I don't really get the joke…? Barron Trump is going to shoot up his own home, because that's where he's schooled? Why is that funny? And I thought he went to a private school in New York…

Have you learned nothing from the women's marches all over the world? Women can destroy the world single-handedly just as well as men can!

You wanna go see a movie, then? Maybe go see that one about the coupon?

"Producer gave me a beat, said, 'It's the beat of the year.'/I said, 'El-P didn't do it, so get the fuck outta here.'"

Aw, man. And Miss Anthropy? Damn.

Wait, is he really? What happened?

They're both billionaires. Not too far of a stretch, right?