Yeah, but you'd think his mouth would be too full of Cheney's pink hog to speak out on the issue of Trump.

I know, I know, what I'm about to post is ridiculous. I know the answer; I already know that Donald J. Trump is a thin-skinned, arrogant and completely tone-deaf narcissist who wouldn't know a lie if it came up and grabbed him by the junk, BUT:

Dammit!

Is that the one that's in "Going Clear"?

"…this post tickled something deep in me and sent me straight to a search for Catherine Bell bikini pics."

Dammmmmmn, I stand corrected.

Bunch of assholes over at Showcase. I hated when channels did that!

Ah, Catherine Bell. One of the few examples where plastic surgery 100% worked. She was beautiful beforehand, but now she's YOWZA! (Okay, that fills my men-will-be-pervs quota for the day.)

Charlie Schlatter had to do a lot of things on his own. That's just the life of Charlie Schlatter. I like saying Charlie Schlatter.

Damn, I forgot that Nick Kroll was on Cavemen.

Yup, it's either corporate whoring and protecting your own interests, or full-on socialism. Those are the two options. There's got to be a better way, America!

Well, that was a huge letdown. But enough about my wedding night!

I'm sorry, dude, I'm, like, so drunk.

Wow. That makes my depression even worse!

The dude has one of the biggest Daddy complexes ever recorded. Who better than a fascist, autocratic billionaire who rules with an iron fist to give Trump a boner?

Do numbers back this up? I've been too depressed to look through the data.

It's called Wikileaks.

Brazzers fan, huh? :-)

What's her best performance? In your mind? Seriously, though, I'd be curious to know your thoughts on the matter.

Her boobs kind of, like, fold over on themselves. It's odd. But she loves it in the pooper, so she's A-OK by me!