Wouldn't that be totally crazy if Trump actually were a wrestling villain at one poi—

Look, if LGBTQ people didn't want us pawing through their garbage and saying that they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

Isn't he, Doc? Isn't he? I mean, how can one live after SNL? Have you seen Paul Brittain's Instagram account? ::Shudder::

Same. I saw it as a commentary on the state of the Democratic party, rather than a criticism of LGBTQ rights/issues.

Oh! So it's my fault now?! I was "asking for it", I suppose?!

Mr. Pang, why are you always trying to amuse my bouche?

R.I.P. Mr. Kaufman. Thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends.

My go-to karaoke jam is Dave Chappelle's cover of "Creep", so this is really hitting home.

We only like humble dicks.

"…our president elect is working hard to make sure that our national political discourse stays as petty and hostile as possible."

What a sensible take on the whole thing, JGoo. Could you run for office? We're going to need sensible takes.

Wow, he sure showed her. I think. I couldn't really tell; the audio was worse than eating a puppy's face.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Really?

Sounds more like you're a progressive from New York. Sorry, I'm really touchy about terms lately.

Wow. Thank you for the history lesson. That's…not what I thought the stimulus did. At all.

Probably?

Thank you for calling him Mr. Carson. He gave up the right to be called a doctor with all the ugly, anti-humanitarian shit he spewed on the campaign trail.

Wow, I had to look up the cabinet-position part of your comment. Carson needs to go down as one of the worst candidates to ever run for president. And there have been A LOT.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, Kasich's brand of homophobia and misogyny was the "Oh, shucks, I'm just a Christian, don't mind me!" kind that we all know and love.