Huh? indeed.

Makes first appearance on Today Show, gets ridiculed, cries over attention.
Makes second appearance on Today Show, doesn't get ridiculed, cries for attention.

Oh, man, if Trump were signing his new contract for The Apprentice, using Billy Bush as a writing surface before jamming the pen into Bill's back…well, that would be pretty cool too.

Four comments in and I'm already sick of this account. You've made a huge mistake.

And now, all these years later, everything is certainly not zen.

Grossman, ah ah ah!
Fighter for the Bushman, ah ah ah!
Champion of the grope, ah ah ah!
He's a master of the potty and defeating all our hope!

The Nazis would have loved Billy. Just like they loved his great uncle!

If Ken Bone didn't want us pawing through his garbage and saying he's gay, he shouldn't have tried to express himself.

Oh, you're not alone, Internet friend. I actually googled it before I typed it, just to make sure.

Shit, man, sorry to hear about your own brush with mortality. As trite as it is to type, I hope you're doing better these days.

Oh, man, the Chechyan rebels video. That sound…

It worked, didn't it? Maybe if we had to face the actual reality of gun violence more often, we'd be less inclined to… blah, blah, blah.

The R. Budd Dwyer film is awful, especially hearing one of the people assembled yelling, "No, Budd, don't!" as the reality sinks in.

Ah, yes, the episode where Jez falls for Dob Dobalina. Super Hans is, as usual, so amazing in that episode.

But, like, does violence make the news, or does the news make violence?

Wait. Alex Trebek is kind of an arrogant asswipe? Nah, I won't believe that.

What did she mean when she said, "…and that is what that scream was for." Did she scream at Diamond Dallas Page?

Wait, to what is this comment a reference? Did Nancy Grace suggest that someone should abort a pregnancy?

Does Jon Glaser have a patent on the Bone Zone? Because I feel like we're missing a ton of opportunities to use that here.

"I can be whatever I like because I have a valid point."