My pre-Roanoke list is oddly enough the exact opposite of yours, and now I'd put Roanoke in the three spot after Asylum and Murder House.

Ugh. Fine I'll do it. Just all of you shut up and listen to the cast recording start to finish. Just fucking do it. You'll understand afterwards I promise.

HOW did nobody say the Wizarding World? HOW!?

I was extremely disappointed to find that there wasn't a "fat dog" wikipedia page made. It's all in the details.

Where's Survivor!? 

"Great practical joke Jim, got me to go to the annex."

We all saw Eric Wareheim sitting in the back of the wedding, right? 

Any'ya you jag-offs got a gum band?

I've never hated an article title more. 

I had a lot of fun watching this movie. Characters are meh, but they all get possessed and eat razor blades and shit so who really cares. Jane Levy was solid, and she was the only one who really needed to be. Groovy. 

I was on Team Corrine, mainly so that Malcolm wouldn't have to go into scramble mode next week. Well, also because I despise Phillip.

When he was announced as a favorite, my first thought was that it was exactly what he wanted and didn't deserve from his first run. Advertised as a Survivor ambassador to the fans, a nerd for the masses to embrace, and then played a piss poor game. He has swiftly changed my mind this season, casting department…

Yeah but… boobs

Yeah but… boobs

Or distrust, rather. Either way, it ain't pretty.

Or distrust, rather. Either way, it ain't pretty.

Not a lie, my boss shakes hands like that, and we've always wondered why. I'm telling all of my coworkers tomorrow that his morning greetings have been but a rouse, masking his distain for all of us.

Not a lie, my boss shakes hands like that, and we've always wondered why. I'm telling all of my coworkers tomorrow that his morning greetings have been but a rouse, masking his distain for all of us.

I texted my friend about it's ridiculousness as soon as that hash tag popped up. Trying just a bit too hard there CBS.

I texted my friend about it's ridiculousness as soon as that hash tag popped up. Trying just a bit too hard there CBS.