Yes, we have exchanged torrent fluid and are bonded. FOREVER.

Hello, weird Emma Stone replicant.

I try to live every day of my life by the edicts of Smootchie Wallace. #fuckyou

Speaking of Jemaine Clement, I watched What We Do in the Shadows the other day. That is a damn funny movie.

#blessed #heartdiseasedeeznutz

How could anyone forget the timeless comedy stylings of Daffy Dick, I ask you.

Truer words were never spoken.

I don't tweet at all. I AM IMMORTALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

When you play the game of silence you……………………………………..

Selena.

I would be more amenable to this suggestion had Bush's last 4 years in office not completely vindicated my (and many others') dread.

Those were some dark times. I will never forget the feeling of complete hopelessness I had when they called Ohio for Bush.

Ha!

*barf*

Double ugh. These shows both sound terrible.

Indeed! But I guess self-awareness has never been the strong suit of guys like Bill O'Reilly. In fact I'd say they actively avoid it.

Grammy drinking game: take a shot every time LL licks his lips. Then enjoy a fun trip to the hospital!

Yeah, bare knuckles tend to cause lots of cuts but very few of the sorts of major contusions you see with 12oz gloves. It's interesting how adding protective gear can make a sport more dangerous sometimes; I've heard it argued pretty convincingly that helmets make football tackles much worse. Guys taking extra punches…

They're afraid of losing white privilege. Hence the weird obsession with birth rates among minority communities that occasionally rears its head on Fox.

Seriously. An all-time classic.