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Hat! I never see you around here anymore. I'm totally going to this movie, there's no way it could be as bad as Jurassic Park 3 and I paid to see that. Andy Dwyer vs T-Rex isn't something I can miss out on.

Fuck it, I'm excited for this movie. I'm such a mark for dino-related stuff.

Bravo!

No, I mean they looked like normal middle-aged, occasionally schlubby guys. Which is what most guys in the mafia look like. The stereotypical TV/movie portrayal of mobsters in America is a guy in a pinstripe suit and a fedora.

If Pattinson had been born a Brummie he'd probably be a lot more convincing as a gangster.

You know one of the things that made The Sopranos so great? The mob guys actually looked like mobsters and not delicate English pixies.

I'm American. Nobody fucking tells me how to eat a hamburger!

I always thought he looked like the end result of a mammoth eating and then shitting out a Baldwin.

Way harsh, Tai.

Kudos were awesome. I love that they had the temerity to market those things as granola bars back in the day. Yeah, right, a granola bar that's 95% chocolate.

I just realized that Hannibal is basically Werner Herzog.

Hey man, Kickstarter money is crazy. Neil Young got like, 2 million more bucks than he even asked for to build the world's ugliest mp3 player.

Good to see Broad City getting some love.

Fine, LeVar, with your stupid idealism about the value of reading and lovable positive attitude. Take my stupid money.

Because Community is dead, like all that we love and cherish eventually will be.

I wonder what the crossover would be between spreadsheets of kids I knew in elementary school who ate Lunchables and kids I knew who developed a coke habit in high school. Pretty high, I bet.

Congrats on graduating and enjoy college.

Congrats!

I wish Sweet Clam would come back