And a bunch of writers. I'm not downplaying Colbert here, who is wonderful, just saying…he's got people. Just not in front of the camera with him. Usually.

Man, they can't even get it together enough to let the Doctor not have an English accent. Black? FEE-MALE?! Ludicrous.

People still hung up on 90s dance hits need to MoveOn.org

Smarmy douche is definitely a bit of his persona, so I say it's not really a joke, but it's not in earnest either.

Dawes.

Goddammit, does anyone know of a good Jimmy Fallon/vagina pun? I'd hate to become irrelevant now.

@Meander061:disqus  Yeah, but that's part of DS9's beginning premise too. The station wasn't staffed with the best of the best. It was staffed by a broken commander, an annoying wet-behind-the-ears doctor, an engineer who isn't even an officer, some backwater terrorist as XO, and a freak of nature as security. Dax is…

@Meander061:disqus  Yeah, but that's part of DS9's beginning premise too. The station wasn't staffed with the best of the best. It was staffed by a broken commander, an annoying wet-behind-the-ears doctor, an engineer who isn't even an officer, some backwater terrorist as XO, and a freak of nature as security. Dax is…

Porkchop sandwiches!

Porkchop sandwiches!

Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.
Pizza. It's totally tubular, dude.

Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.
Pizza. It's totally tubular, dude.

I'm still watching Bones despite having an actual functioning brain. I can't explain it.

I'm still watching Bones despite having an actual functioning brain. I can't explain it.

This really does make the most sense, especially in regards to her comment "this isn't the olden days, I can just ask him!" She really doesn't understand why he'd bother pretending to be straight, it's 2012.

This really does make the most sense, especially in regards to her comment "this isn't the olden days, I can just ask him!" She really doesn't understand why he'd bother pretending to be straight, it's 2012.

This was far and away the most subtly filthy episode of TV I've ever seen on network television.

This was far and away the most subtly filthy episode of TV I've ever seen on network television.

This is what Manny Coto wanted to do (minus exploding the NX-01) in season 5 and it would've been fucking great.

This is what Manny Coto wanted to do (minus exploding the NX-01) in season 5 and it would've been fucking great.