@Crazy Gibberish

Oh, or Santos L Halper.

If I could get an action drawing, it would be Groundskeeper Willie ripping his shirt off with a speech bubble saying "THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!"

I think Sleepy Hollow was when I did. Just lazy and not engaging.

We should care about the soldiers' point of view because it is told from the soldiers' point of view. Is Apocalypse Now a disappointing film because it doesn't go into the day-to-day details of the Viet Cong camps?

Marry, Bauf, Kill
Larry the Cable Guy, Carlos Mencia, or Andrew Dice Clay (today, not in the 80's if that makes a diffence to you).

HFPA
So the HFPA consists of journalists of the foreign equivalent of Entertainment Tonight? All I can think of is Bruno saying "Vassup" or "Ish Don't Think So!" over Britney Spears parenting techniques.

The origins of Larry
http://www.collegehumor.com…

Gay Porn Star
I have heard from a reputable source that one of these gladiators is a gay porn star. I don't know which one, but Chad has a gay pornstar body. Not that I'd know…or anything. Stop looking at me like that!

Peoples' (and their shitty) choice(s) Awards
Did anyone else see any of the people's choice awards last night? I saw a bit of it, and of this I am not proud. I will outline the experience:
First, best actor in a comedy.
Robin Williams - License to Wed.
I was disappointed that they didn't honor fellow nominee Adam Sandler…

The Microphone…
I don't need cold, unfeeling technology to judge my karaoke.

Somehow, they manage to make a lindsay lohan strip scene not sexy. Don't believe me, see it yourself. Lobsters said it best. "She looks like she smells bad."

…And then cry next year when a boatload of Tokyo Awesome lands on our shores. I don't see a need to get a PS3 now, but I'm sure I will when the next crop comes around next year.

I just can't believe that there was a Lindsay Lohan vehicle worse than "I Know Who Killed Me." And in this year no less.