I wonder if there's a German translation of We Can Rule You Wholesale floating around anywhere.

Now, as an American I know next to nothing about rail transportation, but reading that map even I was thinking there's no way Dorne and the North would have their rail systems connected to the rest of the country. Hell, they'd probably use a different gauge just as an extra "fuck you."

I believe your avatar would beg to differ.

This alternate America's Dukes of Hazzard will follow the adventures of the Duke boys as they dodge the corrupt Lord Hogg and his constabulary in their souped-up 69 Jaguar E-Type, the General Washington, known for the Betsy Ross flag painted on its roof and its Yankee Doodle horn.