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Don Staples
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Would it not be more accurate stating something like, "SUCK MY DICK AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITHE"?

They were friends when P-Bubs was a child, but Marceline doesn't hang around with adults! There's no sexual thing there. Haven't you read "Art Of Ooo"?

GROAN

BEES?!?

Everyone needs to stop opening these links, and posting comments! I know I'm adding to the pile with this one, but I do my best to stay the fuck away from these things!

Alright, alright, we get it. You don't like Alien: Isolation.

Didn't the Pope just claim god is a magician? Sorry, illusionist.

Wow. There's such a thing as 'Deep Throat desensitizing spray'.

Thundercougarfalconbird.

Thirteen thousand AND ONE. This one, bitches! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That's a wildly unfounded guess! You think we're near the peak of human population too?

Why isn't the first post BZZZZZZZT? I am disappointed.

OH THANK GOD

There was a blanket storage room in The Swan.

Keep talking …

Still don't know how the Infinity Gauntlet can stretch to one film, let alone two.