Shit, is it too late to remake AoU with Ultron as a puppet operated by Downey Jnr?

I don't think your gimmick is working out. You're trying too hard.

Oh dear. I think you've just given Goyer a new merchandising idea.

Gasp! He's a never-nude?

Anyone else kind of underwhelmed by Multiversity so far? Playing "Name that character" does get a bit dull.

I do, but as a series of individually-numbered, hand-drawn postcards.

DC Exec: Hey guys! We "accidentally" leaked the whole film online! Wanna see? Also Wonder Woman wears an invisible costume to go with her invisible jet! Guys? Guys?

Jesus. I did not know that.

The breastest.

Apart from the Atomic Breath and Godzilla's final victory Roar, I have forgotten everything about it already.

Whoa, whoa WHOA! You've gone too far.

Ugh. The longest I've lasted on dating websites is about 6 weeks, before I get really depressed by no-one talking to me/all my efforts getting ignored. It's like going to a party and getting stuck in a corner.

"It's not a terrible movie or anything like that, and I didn't feel like I
wasted my money, but there's nothing special or memorable about it."

Fuck man, downloading Run The Jewels when I see they're playing a gig near me in December. I just hope tickets are still available when I can actually afford to buy one.

(Doesn't really know what to say: nods in understanding instead)

What if you haven't got any friends? Serious question.

I'm in a perfectly good mood, dude.

You'll have to change your name and your avatar, or everyone is going to get really confused.

More aliens that look identical to humans. Which would be a good thing.

Careful. Any moment someone will come along to point out this is a "family show".