Well, y'all have convinced me not to bother watching it.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT REDHEADS

Why would the godless Stalin be in Heaven?

Jesse James. Didn't he fight for the South, and isn't he regarded as an American folk hero? Feel free to correct me, please!

Or maybe you just liked the film! Jesus, Lizzie!

That's the most American thing I've ever read.

I'm picturing a Night of The Long Knives event inside Disney HQ; Goofy and Donald Duck lying in bloody heaps on the floor …

Nixon was set up? Aw, that's amazing.

Maybe when you're just so rich, sex itself, no matter how depraved or dirty, no matter how gorgeous the partners, just gets boring. You've gone through every possible kink, the only excitement you can get is from proper transgression - force or non-consensual.

Nonnein.

So, if we make a film about an animated TV show where plastic toys go to a theme park, we'll make ALL the money?

Jesus. You have to admire their blind-faced optimism, at least.

Nah, they've been on sale for yonks.

God, the 80's were great, weren't they? Well, mostly the 90's really, when the figures came out.

In Soviet Russia, Toys R You!

Because zombies are for kids, duh!

Ugh, I feel like I'm having a seizure, and reading posts that have already occurred …

There's not many styles those eyes couldn't carry.

But the idiotic unfairness makes perfect sense!

Reminded me of my Dad, you know? Talkin' about Vietnam …