Handbaskets!

Hey, it's Nature's Garden.

She can wander through my forest, knahmeen?

That's a mad dream! You ever dream you've murdered someone and wake up in a panic, only to be really relieved that you haven't?

*thinks for a second*

A hand clamped over the mouth usually does the trick.

Maybe they're just storing that rage inside like a hate pearl, which one day soon will erupt out in a stabbing frenzy? Because Jesus fuck, you're just trying to sleep and you have to listen to these inconsiderate assholes fucking all the time?

Anti-depressants and epilepsy medication renders me exhausted, which has meant less exercise in general, plus a lack of energy to cook or other basic shit. It's been one of those vicious circle things.

I've always been fat, but I'm beginning to suspect that I'm getting really fat. The problem is I don't know how to feel about this. I don't know how much better I would feel being any thinner, I'm up to my eyeballs in anti-depressants anyway. And at least my Jabba-like appearance gives me another excuse for my…

Or, you meet someone and have four, five, six shared connections and seem to get on really well.

HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW, DAMMIT! I WAS TWO YEARS OLD!!

Like putting too much water in a balloon!

Can I have a hamburger today for a dollar tomorrow?

Uhhh … inflation?

Also dull, unless my Elf eyes deceive me.

It's funny, I've always pictured El-P as an angry skinny guy.

I can imagine looped purring will be toppers.

Yes, but asshole is a subjective insult, rapist is a criminal offence. The presumption of innocence is still part of the American justice system, right?

MechaMurdoch?

I guess this proves the punchline is always more popular than the set-up?