That's up there with "What have I got in my pocket?" with the worst riddle ever! You should change your name to The Question.

sorry about the mess

Oh, why can't we all be neutral about everything?!?

Don't you mean it's so embarrassing it makes you want to explode?

What an amusing impression of a stereotypical comic nerd!

Don't you have a bank robbery to plan?

I'm not placing myself on a pedestal as the paragon of wit, I just don't like puns! Jeez.

Ignoring is arguably not the same as tolerating.

You had me going there for a second.

This show seems so dire I can only bear to skim the review …

Puns, for me, both good or bad, are for those who truly delight in the smell of their own farts.

It's weird that I can still remember the profound sense of fear I felt twenty years ago, sitting in my bed with that damn book. Fuck Nostradamus.

Indeed.

Well, I'm going to bed then.

Is it an either/or choice?

Shit on your audience, why don't you.

Does every article have to contain a pun thread? Am I alone in thinking puns are the absolute bottom of the shit barrel and are generally for people who are lacking in any kind of wit whatsoever?

Well, at least he wasn't raping someone. That's what I thought I'd read when I opened this link.

Ugh! You're so melodramatic, you make me want to set myself on fire.

You be no man. You be a remorseless eating machine.