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Don Staples
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WELCOME! To the World of Tomorrow!

I shall have to politely disagree, especially regarding the look of the characters.

Well, my stomach just turned.

That one did have a good snapping-jaw action. For some reason I went to great effort as a kid to complete the set of Alien alien figures. And then threw them away. I'd like to imagine they're worth lots of money now, but I'm willing to bet they're not.

"Cool" in the sense that they're shitty toys even for early 80's standards and exist entirely for the sake of irony. I've seen them in stores, they really suck. Except for the retro packaging, which is a nice design.

Rawr.

Can this feature that cute little mini-shuttle which has just got back from a two-year secret space mission?

*adopts Al Pacino accent*

Dammit! You used to be someone we could trust.

Twilight Sparkle - So did I, and I still can't remember a sausage about it.

Can I hazard a crazy, wild guess, that when Ultron is defeated, all his robot drones suddenly turn themselves off?

Who owns Spider-Gwen? Must be Marvel as she's a brand new character. And they can just cast Emma Stone again.

I gotta massive flop right for you to see right here, pal!

What's boring about a MacGuffin? Ever heard of a little film called Casablanca?

Oh wow, there's a film that had completely slipped my mind.

*Dissolves them in acid barrel*

Now with Waffle House Waitress Fucking Action!

I don't know. I got a book about the paranormal for my tenth birthday, and it contained a large chapter on Nostradamus.

The Dildominator! Leader of the nefarious Decepticons!

Walt always struck me as a never-nude.