Good luck keeping that one Mint In Package.

My favourite was the Gorilla Alien. He was huggy.

Sounds like a Savage Love query-maker in waiting …

Give it six months and it'll be Spring's Ebola Fashion Must-Have.

Or that haunted toilet in the Real Ghostbusters line …

Damn, son.

Come on! There has to be an unexpected yet hilarious twist to this story …

Who is the Florida mom who all the doctors love to hate?

Boom! Sick burn.

Are those Hot Toys style dolls? Because the first figures they released were kind of shitty.

Do children still play with toys that much? At what age do they move on to computer consoles? I mean, I was Super Nintendo free until I was about twelve, so it was Transformers and He-Man up until then. But I would imagine kids would go straight to the DS or whatever, these days.

Whenever I consider purchasing a figure such as these, or the Big Lebowski figures, etc, I mentally replace the word "figure" with "ornament", and remember to waste my money on something more fulfilling than a dust-catcher.

Ouch. This sounds awful. Glad I'm sticking to just the reviews!

Yes, we saw what was done there.

LET ME HAVE CAPALDI PUNCHING A GIANT FOAM FINGER LIKE TOR JOHNSON WRESTLING A RUBBER OCTOPUS DAMMIT

I don't know if it's such a good idea to get worked up about Clara using the sonic screwdriver. I mean, it's so overused and under-described as to be a magic wand fix-it-all as to be utterly infuriating in of itself.

Except the BBC isn't supposed to pull shit like that, considering it's funded by the license fee payer.

According to the Spam Marketing Board, yes …

Do you miss your dashing heart-throb love-interest Doctor?

I was only trying to have a laugh, mate. Thanks for peeing on my fun bonfire with your "logic".