I really wish Rigsy had stuck his finger into the TARDIS (phrasing!) and the Doctor had to wrestle with a gigantic fake finger, Vic and Bob style.

He definitely wouldn't get into the Country Club.

Dude, I hope a ghost runs you over. And I don't believe in ghosts.

Uuhh, you realise this is a children's show, right? Do you hate The Clangers for it's lack of realism?

Was just about to post that. If you can't tolerate bad science, then this is really not the show for you.

Doing things you hate, the price you pay to avoid loneliness.

Ooh, I would sleep so much with a Time Machine. That's all I'd do.

Meh. I dislike going alone these days. I'm taking a six-hour bus trip next month to see Osaka Monaurail on my own, and then Jack White at the end of the same week. I don't think I can face them both.

I've loved Underworld since I was a kid, but I'd never heard their song Rez, as it was a 12" only, I think.

Ones that tell me about new DOOM collaborations, for a start.

No, she was in the ensemble after that. No reason to kill off an excellent character, who we watched slowly turn into yet another McNulty, proving that assholishness knows know gender barrier.

So what's a good website for keeping updated with proper good music then? Specifically good music like MF DOOM collaborations. Because the only reason I found out about the Nehruvian DOOM album - which came out last month - was because I was randomly searching on Amazon last night. This website obviously didn't help,…

I'm really looking forward to listening to Dubnobass when I can. I'd also love to go see their live rendition of the album next year, I don't know if I can face another gig on my own though.

Well, he did go one better. I wonder if that sticks in Senior's craw.

AND WHILE THE CHIEF,
PUTS SUNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE OAN LEITH

Havering. Talking pish. Scots word for porkies. When I was fishing last week I caught a salmon this big *makes impossibly large shape with hands*. That's a haver.

Crucifixion match for the World Title?

Elevenses Of The Nibblish

Swamp gas?

This girl who thinks she might be a giggly werewolf. Do you happen to have her number?