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Don Staples
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Yeah. And if only they'd all stayed in the goddamn basement …

Ah Do Ron Rom Rom, Ah Do Ron Rom.

Eh. Stone Cold Steve Austin could.

Don't they always?

I'm keeping it Mencap, y'all.

As opposed to edgy internet snark.

Um, is this Alexis Luthor character supposed to have breasts several magnitudes larger than her head on that cover? Maybe it's a plot point.

Hey, there's no need to be so personal, man.

I'm confused. What's going on?

Plus horse-sized semen.

Who the hell doesn't find mould interesting? Weirdo.

It's not.

The Cosmic Treadmill cover is fucking awesome.

Hey! It's clearly a Midnighter get-up.

Trashbat? A clear reference to everybody's favourite c*nt, Nathan Barley?

I knew it. That's the first word that came into my head, and I was right.

No, it's a Disqus account, and it still sucks balls.

Lazy ass!

It was also great that Rawls didn't seem to have a problem with his sexuality; there was never a "oh noes, people might find out!" storyline. In fact, it could be widely known and it's just not remarked upon. Landsman laughs at the "Rawls Sucks Cock" graffiti, so he probably knew and just didn't care.

Doesn't he just choke her, when she wants him to kill her? Not that I'm defending him, but as isis osiris says, it seems like a rule they had for Tone.