Thanks. I had only just this moment realised that I'd forgotten that scene. And now I remember it again. Ass.

No. He played Mayor Carcetti on The Wire. If you're going to tie him to a program, tie him to the best one.

If we're doing fantasy casting, he's already doing a 30's-set Superman.

It's called an internet.

Michael Cera!

Good one.

I have a lot of admiration for people who can go back and re-watch this show, and actually enjoy it. I watched "The Other 48 Days" last week and found it nigh-on unwatchable - my brain just thinks of all the pointless loose ends and half-assed concepts clearly not thought through.

Too many syllables for you?

I really wish she would stop downloading unasked for nudes onto my computer. It's unbecoming.

This man has never jerked off in his life!

Note: When they discovered his body, there was nothing left but bones

Chuggers - Charity Muggers. They're people hired to accost you on the high street and get you to sign up for monthly payments to whichever charity they're selling that week. They've become so detested a lot of companies don't use them anymore.

Then go ass to mouth.

Po - D'oh!

They want you to be Jesus, and go down on one knee, something something something, Batman Forever. That's about all I got.

No, it's like being bothered by chuggers in the high street when you're just trying to get to work. They're getting paid to bother you, and sure, you can just politely say no, but that doesn't make them any less assholish.

ANAL LOGS

I'm pretty sure U2 got a big fat paycheque in there somewhere.

THE EDGE IS CLEARLY FLYING THAT CHEMTRAIL PLANE

Hey, man, it's like, poetry and whatnot.