If Apple can send me an envelope, I'll post my U2 album to some starving Ethiopian.

At least they won't have to change the dialogue for the porno parody.

Yes, I was going to say this looks as if it's been filmed on someone's camera phone.

Nevermind this shit. Lego are bringing back the Pirates theme next year. Now that's news!

Heroes Reborn worked so well in the comics world, I can't see it failing on the big screen!

He's nineteen, what are you going to do? Even if he was in college or other education he'd still have fuck-all to say. Unless you think he's a moron, I'm sure he'll gain some sort of worthwhile knowledge over the years. You might be in a hare and a tortoise situation regardless.

Are you holidaying on Fuck Island?

You deserve it for being on Facebook in the first place.

You should. It works pretty well as a draught excluder, and for cleaning down the back of radiators.

Realli? Was she was karving her initials on the møøse?

This is my shithole. Try to keep it clean; I'm trying to sell this place.

Post-Eyerollians fled their native galaxy when their brains transcended fourth-dimensional space. Now they've set their sights on our backwoods planet!

He should really just settle down with a good book.

We can comment here? Oh hey, look at me dude, I'm commenting! This is great.

"Lah-De-Dah Boys" - 1962 copy of Whispers magazine. Oh, and the article was obsessed with pixies and variants thereof.

1 Shouldn't you just be keeping your bathtowels in your room, so others don't use them?
2 But yeah, fuck that shit

Captain Brand? Captain Insert Name Here? Captain TBD? Captain Fuck It, People Will Pay To Watch Any Old Shit?

Emma Frost, that's it. I mean, obviously i could have googled it, I just didn't care enough.

Ooooohhhh ….

I feel like there's a directors cut out there that has about 4-5 scenes, and it's an okay movie.