Ahahahaha. These people are allll crazy. Nuts. Now if you'll excuse me, my penis has disappeared.

What's the story Polyamory,
Wouldn't you like to know?

Aw, that's so sad. Thanks for cheering me up!

Like an Anglerfish! I'm going to bite onto you and never let go,

Hahaha, "Raw Cum Guns". He's Unarmed, But He'll Shoot A Hole Right Through Ya!

There's niche, and then there's basically your fuckin' blog whom no-one ever reads …

Of course Earl Warren wouldn't know that. It's all part of the cover-up!

Totally unrelated: Boy, Kick-Ass 2 is a big pile of steaming shit, isn't it?

Arrgh! TALOS! Don't steal his stuff, Hercules!

Wow. Remember when 300 was released and it was a whole bunch of fun? It was a different age.

… Script?

Just banging anyone who vaguely resembles Jean Grey from any dimension. Also the diamond-woman who walks around in her underwear. I forget her name at the moment.

"Hey Adam! You feeling lonely? Let me just take out one of your ribs, you don't need all of them anyway …"

Where does the Boom Tube fit in to all of this?

In Bullseye's hands, it's fookin' deadly.

No Country For Old Nerds

He almost crumpled that card in shock. Oh, if only.

It's worth thousands of what? Jelly Babies?

Blue is the colour of my true love's hair …

The fuck is Judy Greer not on this list? Say goodbye to these, AV Club!