I bet he's got a freelancer 24/7 trying to get upskirts of Invisible Woman.

PLEASE, for the love of GOD, no more Spider-man. If we promise to give them $20 a year each for the next ten years, will they just take that instead of foisting more fucking dross on us?

I still don't know who she is? She sounds like she should be a superheroine.

Yeah! It's fucking ridiculous that she should be upset at people looking at her naked whom she didn't give permission to. I'd love it if my fat, greasy peener was gawped at by everyone without my knowing!

I liked 2!

I thought the last Transformers film was a sequel and a reboot?

Hm. Anybody else getting other people's notifications? Weird.

Hm. That'd still make $200 million opening week.

It's like … Antwitz in here …

It exists only as a device to keep Marvel in the newswires like this once a week.

Is there something illegal about splashing about in the rain? Fuckin' cops.

The quintessential "Paint-By-Numbers" Foo Fighters track.

Of course! The hat goes on the head! It's all so simple.

You say that, but people still flock to the cinemas to throw their money at them. Who's the more foolish - the fool, or the fool who buys tickets to watch the shit films the first fool makes?

Looks like you've created an Avengers-style universe for your own comments.

Six? Sux?

Uh, wasn't Benedict Arnold the one that remained loyal to the British? Weren't the rest traitors, you bloody colonial rebels?

The Vaudeville Hook isn't around enough; I miss him.

Ooh, so I guess the Israeli series was about a soldier kidnapped by Hamas who returns a suicide bomber? Sounds … interesting, to say the least.

Oh oh, Garber seems to be stuck on loop folks; please bear with us while we reboot the system.