And the comedy just keeps on flowin', folks! "Zinger" Garber, the One-Man Wise-Guy!

If you're really, really quiet cancer won't find you.

Maybe be it's just been bleached? I hear that is day rigoor right now.

Doug Stanhope's bit about being unable to fantasise about raping the quarterback when he's being confronted with a constant barrage of breast cancer advertising, is classic.

[insert joke about kitten that was in one scene here]

Jackson Garber: Comeback King.

Nigma, please.

A ballpoint banana!

They could have YUM! and GULP! appear when he eats doughnuts. Has Bullock eaten any doughnuts yet?

You mean his acting is so bad in this, Terriers was cancelled in anticipation?

Not since the court order …

Fucking hell. Reading your attempts at wit in this thread has been like picking at a genital wart.

You mean you hate him?

Yes, but society tells you it's okay to enjoy these set interests, whilst those set interests aren't okay.

He loved his honey.

I'm not really following what's going on here at all. When is Interstellar out?

I will only acknowledge that Coldplay is total shit rock. I was unaware that JLaw is actually made of shit and therefore under his sway.

Oh Truffleberry, you blowhard!

Uh, seriously? What the fuck is it with that guy?

I for one will be shocked when she spends the entirety of the film in Jennifer Lawrence form, even those she's a shapeshifter.