"Dusty Old Chestnusty", one of the less successful flavours Ben & Jerry produced.

Obviously. You need to fix the grammar.

He's just had it stuffed.

STOP WOMAN! I can only get so erect.

Well, it was used to make Jews identify themselves, so …

What's happening over in America anyway? Has everyone forgotten about the Ferguson thing now? Surely we're due for another police-race-murder incident by now.

Any film with subtitles released in the cinema, you have to forewarn everyone buying tickets. Otherwise, some people will demand a refund.

Phrasing!

What do you get for skimming it? Garlic bread?

I had to reload the comments at this cut off, and I knew that would be the first reply. God I love this place.

And there was much laughing at the Potsdam conference.

We need the living space! Where else am I going to put all my action figures?

Please write it on toilet paper with crayon.

OH FOR GODS SAKE

WET?!?!

Try pulling that shit in the Bada Bing …

When you're really, really stoned and can't handle the thought of talking to someone over the phone, their internet order system is perfect. Then you can get the delivery guy to leave the pizza outside your door. It's perfect for the drugged-up introvert!

So long, Lord Schlong!

No - she realy wants to bad tell you where help is.

Hot, easy chicks covered in cheese? If I believed in some dumb religion that promised me that in the afterlife, I'd totally blow myself.