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Don Staples
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Damn! They got me once more! I'll just have to illegally download and not pay for this all over again!

Damn, Vince McMahon puts marriages into contract law now?

HE'S WORKING ON GUTS AND INSTINCT, KING

Except for politics. Only freaks and weirdos get into politics at that age.

Yup yup. Anytime my friend tries to mock wrestling, I remind him how worked up he got about the Red Wedding.

What's so hard to understand about a bullet being shot from a moon onto a planet to shatter a metal noose? Happens all the time!

Of course, Nixon was 100% American Human.

Are you supposed to shout ""selfie" when taking a self-portrait? Is that one of these 'things' the kids talk about?

Alright now I'm confused.

Are you kidding? Because I thought it was commonly known as that. There's not a chance I came up with it.

That's obviously a fake hook.

To kill the chestburster inside them?

I got your snorks right here, pal.

Of all the drug-related dens, opium dens are by far the cosiest-sounding.

Season 3's beginning is the fishbiscuits arc, right?

Aw, man.

Don't be fatuous, Dancing Mad.

I hear you can get surgery done these days for that.

They should re-release Smut Peddlers, it'd be the perfect album for them.

Fuck, I hope not.