Yeah! And Harrelson's character was named Johnny Dikswingr.

Out you staffers go, through the window or through the door!

Yeah. 'Head'.

OH YEAH SURE 'CAUSE IT'S NERDY TO GET NAMES IN ART WRONG "OH HEY I LOVE THAT PAINTING 'MONA LISA' BY VINCENT VAN GOGH"

ASH WAS THE GODDAMN ROBOT YOU LUNK!

But I see as Bruce being mid-to-late indeterminate thirties, so Dick becoming Robin around age 12 in Batman's second or third year kind of fits.

That's pretty good value for money, actually.

I mean you could just make the film, right? No need to go bonkers.

Try telling that to the hooker that gave it to me!

"Back Door Beauty?" The question-mark was emphasized …

I'm pretty sure seven years training is generally accepted. Unless he becomes the world's greatest detective and a master ninja, expert in all martial arts as well as engineering, science 'n' shit by meeting a magician.

"If you’re going to do Quixote, you have to become as mad as Quixote."

Hey Heisenberg! You like Coke Life, or are you still a Classic Coke man?

It's going to be so much fun watching him dust an empty Wayne Manor while Bruce is at boarding school!

Kill Selina Kyle?

I was disappointed with the complete lack of mustard stains on his shirt.

In the sense that Gotham is moving as fast as the Earth is spinning, then yes.

Never pickle another man's pepper.

Why would it be only seven years? Bruce Wayne is twelve in this show. So he won't become Batman for another fifteen.

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