Do we know what eyeballs look like from the back?

Are you reading the annotations as you go along? Everytime I pick it up I'm flicking back and forward between the two.

But just like with every other Blu-ray, you know there's going to be a super-expensive deluxe box set out for you to spend more money on. Marvel can get my money when they put out the Omnibus. That'll show them!

Oh, I thought there were more issues out already. Ah well, more money for other comics!

So what's everybody reading this week? My Kamandi Omnibus and Fatale: Deluxe Edition have just arrived, so I'm about to dig into them.

Abortions for some, free comics for others. Hooray!

There's certainly some artistic license taken with Afrika Bambaataa's hands in that cover … they're freakishly huge!

The dicks are covered with vaginas and the vaginas are covered with dicks.

The hat's normal sized, he's just really weenie.

GO QUEUE UP FOR SOMETHING, DICKHEAD

That would involve precious finger-clicking energy. Just click to download this simple tool instead! And get some more advertising.

Much better just to not own any shitty Apple products, therefore being blissfully ignorant of the whole thing except for baffling mentions in your Twitter feed.

YODA DOESN'T HAVE TO TALK LIKE THAT EVERY FUCKING LINE ARRGH

That is awesome.

BENGINNING OF THE KENEND

Whadda ya mean, 'turns'? Amirite?

IT IS . CIVIL WR LOL RBLS:1, EMPR: 1000000 - DETH STR PLANS STLN WTF? PRINCESS - PLANS - OMFG

The Force has a way of shutting things like that down.

Dude, the universe is so, so small, you can't even imagine it …

That was a set-up by the Empire, just like with Jim Garrison!