No … *sobs*

His years on and off heroin might be interesting …

Doo-doo-doodle-doo-DOO-DOO

I tried to get a new phone today. My credit wasn't good enough. Would you make a movie out of that?

Star Trek: The Final Frontier?

What, you didn't? Or are you so young you missed them?

THE KENOBIGINNING

Meh. Jedi fails to save his teacher from being murdered, fails to save his pupil from turning into a child-killing maniac robot, hides out on a desert planet for fifteen years, dies.

Only Nothing is impossible.

Hey, is that Donald Trumps' limo?

I got it on ebay, and it wasn't too cheap. But what with the currency exchange rates at the moment, it worked out not too bad!

WAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLT

Your friend better be careful, or he might end up in the DANGER ZONE!

Well, unless it's three guys. Then it is pretty gay.

NO HOMO

And religious holiday tolerability training.

I'm not sure they had black people back then. Historically inaccurate!

Toot toot!

Fuck facebook. Fuck it all over its stupid fucking face. I hate this world where this website is so apparently essential you cannot fully exist without it.

W00T! Just received Jack Kirby's Kamandi volume 1 in the post!