Bib Fortuna was Jabba's right-hand Twi'lek.

Than Florida? Bullshit! Lived there damn near 20 years, place is fuckin' miserable.

Then why is it still 1987 in Berlin?

Libertarianism is not a particularly shinier shade.

…. which makes them dumb.

Well…. not quite. I mean, yes, there was a backlash against the Democrats over that, but it is nowhere near the entire South. A lot of Southerners (White Southerners) who are on the lower end of the social scale know damn well where their welfare is coming from.

Blame reality. No one buys that Boy Scout Supes' bullshit. It ain't realistic enough. Nah, you gotta have a brute like me just wreckin' shit.

Briefly, and only sort of. Though I have to admit that I did not get very far into FC2 because there is no way on this Earth that any military organization of any stripe is going to pay for a bulk order of weapons that jam that goddamn much!

Then the game reviews on this site are not going to be for you. There's RPS, Kotaku and all the rest for the sorts of reviews you're looking for.

How many of them remember anything of it a year later, and not something from No Country for Old Men or Django Unchained?

Then you missed the underlying bits of FC3… not hard,really, because you kinda had to look for them, or have known they were there to look for.

If there is one thing I learned from Scooby-Doo, it's that, if there is something evil going on, it is probably caused by an old, white dude trying to make money.

There's glimpses of it in FC3, I just think they went too-subtle with it too early. There are, though, some aspects to the game that will make you wonder if anything is actually happening, or if you are (as Jason Brody) just passed out on the floor of the club, dying of a heroin overdose.

Well, that goes without sayin'. I mean, shooting up your own ride is kind of a dumb move, especially when you gotta leave wherever you're at later.

That is true. I think, somewhere along the way, it got lost in its own conceit, that it wanted you to question why this white dude was such a badass, and instead just became a white dude being a badass.

Uhm… that is what Rockstar does. They make games with themes and concepts behind what's on the surface.

Shark-hunting with a bow was fun. Hard as hell, too, but it was fun.

Rhinos and hippos, IRL, will murder you. Bears will rape you. Elephants will get you involved in some Ponzi scheme and leave you destitute. Lesser mammals will either pick your pocket, run a con-game, or hit you upside the head with a bat and roll you if you give them a chance.

There is nothing unrealistic about the aggression of a rhinocerous. They and hippopotami will straight-up murder your ass.

And many firearms have "fully automatic" firing options that allow you to fill rather a good portion of the air with lethal bits of lead, so aiming and accuracy are not so important.