… except that FC3 was designed/written to make you think. It was specifically written to make you question why this dudebro white guy is a better tribal warrior than every tribal warrior on this tribal island you're on, and why in all the most-intense gun-battles the soundtrack is the same music you heard in the…

Remember that a video game is written to appeal to someone with, at best, an 8th grade reading level. That's because Americans are fuckin' illiterate.

Sales figures are not what determines a Triple-A game, only development costs.

Except for all the times that Batman has killed some motherfuckers.

Uhm, that game you're talking about is called "Dragon Age: Inquisition".

Because if you whip out a wallet made from the still-bleeding skin of a Bengal tiger, motherfuckers *know* you got bank. Even if you ain't got a damn dime to your name, your wallet announces to all and sundry that *this* is a motherfucker who knows what a fat wallet feels like.

Ehm… the Far Cry series ain't interested in "opening up" that conversation. Especially not when people kinda didn't get the joke that was DudeBro Fantastico Jason Brody of Far Cry 3. Not within the game itself. It will give a nod to the topic and let fans discuss it on their own… but Ubisoft is not interested in…

That is, however, a correct conclusion.

The average movie-goer is an imbecile, however.

You say that like it's fuckin' special or something.

Here's something I'd really like to ask the various CEOs and such that run the companies that run the GOP that were all up in arms over that bullshit:

Who honestly gives even one single fuck about this?

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Today, perhaps, but not then.

But Fatburger is still the fuckin' best.

I'm sure we could Google "movies filmed in Charlottesville, VA" and find out. There can't have been many.

Well, if you follow the main story-quest step-by-step as written, there's nothing saying that Dad did not also fuck around in the Wastelands until getting to the points where you find out you "just missed him"… but, in a narrative sense, it would not be possible for him to travel from V101 to Megaton to Rivet City to…

Well, it requires either luck (knowing where and getting to the Vault under the gas-station) and, also, because you left the Vault mere hours (at worst) behind your father, it precludes him having done all the other things he supposedly did if you follow the questline as written.

The FO3 main quest code is extremely buggy. As soon as you leave Vault 101, you can head NW to the Vault where Dad is stuck in the 1950s VR Sim, go through that quest, and immediately get updated to that part of the main storyline, skipping all the loop-around bullshit from Megaton to the Radio Tower, the BOS…

Is Israel hiring North African mercenaries to do the killing for them? Are they importing members of the Khmer Rouge? Chinese SpecOps? Russian Nationalists? No? Well, last time I looked, the Israeli military was very, very, very heavily weighted towards ethnic Jews. I'm sure there's a few in there of Arab descent,…