Hrm, so you were not yet in HS when I graduated HS. Maybe there was some change to the curriculum… or the fact that I went to HS in backwards-ass Florida might have something to do with it.

I am the welter-weight champion of the world, because I am the goddamn Juggernaut, bitch. What, you a Rand fan? Gotta be, ain't never seen any other kind of person get their panties in a twist for someone making fun of that dried-up old bag.

Here's a question… when did you graduate?

No, not even slightly. At least, not in the classroom. Schoolyard shenanigans? Damn straight. That way, we learned what the best ways to make fun of people were.

I don't think so. Not, like, you see with certain hip-hop groups where they have like 500 people around them. I think he's basically got a sound guy and like an intern to fetch coffee for him.

No. Don't you know who I am? Hah, he don't know who I am…

Uh…. no? Our schools do not teach anything about racist stereotypes. I mean, sure, some schools in some affluent districts might, but it is in no way universal, or even common.

Not really, no. He doesn't have much of an entourage to begin with, and as my Macklemore experiences of recent years indicates, he's very capable of giving them the slip to go walk around Seattle by himself.

Are you on crack, skillzonly? Ayn Rand is about as "lefty" as fuckin' Mussolini.

… kind of. The House of Water or something like that. Each god/plane is the "House of" whatever it is. So I imagine that one of the lower tarots has a House of Shrimp. There's also a House of Shrimp, owned by a dude named Olaf, down on Pier 44. The shrimp aren't actually worth for shit, but the fried halibut and…

No one ever went broke overestimating the stupidity of the human race.

Malazan Books of the Fallen. It's a series of fantasy novels written by Stephen Erickson, set in a very strange world where not only do the gods exist, but they also take an active, obvious role in shaping the world, both directly and through various mortal agents, and, also, gifted humans can visit the various…

Are there animate carbon rods?

So it's, what, eight inches at the shoulder?

You know, I dont think I noticed anyone in the movie call Godzilla by that name, except the one mention Watanabe gives it. Near as I could tell, the one "Gojira" we get is the only time anyone actually names it.

Yup. Sho' nuff.

The word you're looking for is "hole".

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Unless you take "Alec Baldwin" in that usage as an adjective and not a noun. Replace "Alec Baldwin" with "intoxicated" and the phrase works as written.

That assumes that Man from the future is, in fact, dead in the present.