That shield of smug self-satisfaction and superiority ain't really all that protective. In fact, it's less a shield and more an… invitation.

You know it's going to shit the bed in a major way.

He's a Rebel ace X-Wing pilot who is at every major battle depicted in the films between the Republic and the Empire and, despite not being one of the main characters in the film, he survives every single battle.

It's true. Wedge is at every major battle the Republic ever had, moreso than any of the central characters.

Ah, that would be it. Never gone Dark Side as a fem-Revan.

That is the "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" game for Wikipedia. Most often, though, you replace Kevin Bacon with Hitler, and see, from a random article, how quickly you can get to an article about Hitler.

Because more studios making video games, and consoles for video games, is good for the industry because competition breeds quality.

Hrm, never found that option in the forty-billion times I've played KOTOR… but maybe I didn't make the right dialog choices at the right times to trigger it.

Is that, like, a negative-neigh, or is it a neigh like the come-hither "grr-ow-ow-ow-l?" from the big gay lion in Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary?

I suspect that LucasArts' heavy hand had a lot to do with that,as there are no gay relationship options in any of the KOTOR titles, either.

I have it on good authority that, in certain circumstances, crossing a parking lot can lead one to opportunities to suck dick.

It's not gay if balls don't touch.

Uh… yuri and yaoi mangas and anime are kind of a major thing.

Because Nintendo is half a billion dollars in the fucking hole and can't afford to alienate any of its customers.

All dogs are globalsexual.

That is, indeed, exclusive content available only to those who are married… and in states that do not permit gay marriage, it is content available only to the heterosexually married.

Seriously? That was the vibe?

I have to admit that I missed almost all of the pop-culture of the mid-to-late 90s as I was in the military at the time, and often overseas. I have no idea what was going on in the private sector.

Mine is the only one that matters. I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

I am told that there is no such thing as an unhealthy amount of horse ejaculate, but I am not about to find out for myself.