"Doofi" is the appropriate word, yes.

Because carbs are the building block of staying the fuck alive.

Like Jon Snow… nothing. You know nothing.

The Reds got smart, Mandrake. They've moved on from women and are now using movies. While I don't deny women my company, Mandrake, I do deny them… my essence.

Yeah, I'm not talking about the age of the actors/actresses. All of them are older than the characters they're portraying. Shit, I think that's true of *everyone* on the show. But if Bran was 12 in the pilot, he's younger than both Arya and Sansa, so there is no way in the almost 2 years that have elapsed between…

This is why Evil will always triumph… because Good is dumb. There's only so many goddamn languages on the planet. All of them come from a very small handful of root languages. And there's the alien languages, but if you gotta understand those, you're better off asking an actual alien like the Silver Surfer or Lobo……

I think the show is fudging the ages a bit, because if Jaime had been a prisoner for a year, with the time-lapse both before his capture and after, it's been 18 months to 2 years that the War of Five Kings has been going on, which *should* make all the kids nearly 2 years older than they were in S1E1.

That dude is useless. All kinds of mofos have computerized assistants that can translate all kinds of text and spoken languages and such.

Funny, because that's not what they'd said in the S1 promo kits and stuff, as Book-Sansa starts the series at 13, and the directors had commented (several times at this point) that they'd basically added 2+ years to all the kids' (including Dany, obviously) ages for the show.

I don't know about all-ages, but it's damn sure a dream for nearly-40s, too.

Sansa: 16 at the start, now approaching 18.
Arya: 13 at the start, now approaching 15.
Bran: 10 or 11 at the start, now approaching 12 or 13.
Rickon: 7 or 8 at the start, now approaching 9 or 10.

Them's the breaks, man. It's like mofos who get the power to detonate themselves with the force of an atomic blast… once.

Where is your God now?

So did Lobo. But Lobo did it better.

Congratulations! Your super-power is….. (drumroll)… leukemia!

Trying to determine if it is more accurate to say "more NSFW" or "less SFW". Basically, "more Not Safe" or "less Safe For", one of these is akin to a double-negative.

Robert legitimized his claim to the throne by being a distant cousin to the Targaryen's or some shit like that. It's kind of a big deal to the kinds of people who other people think matter, the question of legitimacy.

Given that this is the newbie thread, I can neither confirm nor deny any reports, pro or con, on Dany's handling of the situation.

Jorah, having been a slaver himself, is not who I would look to for advice on being a liberator of slaves.

It was and is.