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The Juggernaut Bitch
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Of course they did. It's not a historical drama, it's a fantasy story.

It wasn't the dual-wielding that permitted the Romans to defeat the barbarians time and again, it was the military discipline the Legionnaires had that the barbarians did not. The ability to stand there, shoulder to shoulder with the men to your left and right, and keep your goddamned shield up while ten times your

Crucifying people does not indicate that you are a poor leader.

It doesn't matter to Cersei who must pay.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

How many of you motherfuckers are all up here in the Juggernaut's hood?

I was gonna like this comment, but it has exactly eleven likes right now, and I didn't wanna fuck up that synergy.

Silly bitch, your recreational drugs cannot harm me! I'm the goddamn Juggernaut!

That goes without saying.

Fuck you. No.

Because this movie is also set long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, where time has never progressed past 1978.

Most white culture *is* backwoods, buck-toothed and ignorant hill-billy, even if they don't always have the same trappings.

I dunno! You'd have to ask Senor Spielbergo. When I was last in Bangkok, I didn't see any Cholos, Chavs or other "western" gangster types, but this was in,like, 2000-2001.

Me? Well, I was trippin' off acid this one time after kickin' it with some spider monkeys, but that ended up just kinda bein' a short-term thing, and then this other time this bitch tried to spray some kinda poison in my face. And I was like, "Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm *me*!" But that is how Ivy rolls,

That shit is too confusing for the Juggernaut.

Damn straight I don't live with 12 to 15 year olds! Under-12s or 16-17 year olds, either! Let the Justice League or that bitch Charles hang around with teenagers, that crippled, bald motherfucker… the Juggernaut does not chase underage skirts, dig?

Man, you didn't know? They don't live on Earth-earth, man… they live on, like, Earth-19 or some shit. There was an… event, see… the polar caps melted, Canada got smacked the shit out of by a giant meteor, Mexico whipped the shit out of the US in the Spanish-American War… shit's all cray.

Are you twelve to fifteen years old? No? Then you have no business watching either of these shows, really.

Thank God someone will. Why the fuck haven't Gen-X and Gen-Y risen up and destroyed the fucking Boomers yet?

This. Exactly this. There's nothing in the Lavigne video that is not present in 99% of J-Pop videos, including the complete lack of talent and subject matter inappropriate to the age of the person(s) involved.