Children are, basically, terrible.

Aren't you a quadruped? Pentaped?

Sometimes we do things we know we shall regret…

Jelly bracelets (and shoes). Denim jackets. Denim vests. Big, poofy bangs, like one of those weird goldfish…

No, Chris Conley is some other asshole that posts here.

I heard somewhere that he is a screaming hypocrite with a flaming asshole, though the screaming began long before the flaming.

So, what you're saying is, Slytherin is any MBA program anywhere?

Movie may not match book in shocking Hollywood development!

Yeah… you're old. There's a whole fuckload of dystopian fiction books across a huge range of places, from "cyberpunk" stuff from Gibson and Stephenson to the Warhammer 40,000 books (dystopian theocratic space-empire), to things like this and The Hunger Games, being their own self-contained universes.

Then don't watch the fucking movie and don't read the goddamn reviews about them, you fuckin' prude.

Careful… some sumbitches round here will take that as a challenge.

Adele Exarchopoulos is 20 and Lea Seydoux is 28, what are you talking about?

Harrison Ford was a set carpenter at the time with no acting experience, as far as I recall.

Except her adopted mother dies right in front of Leia's eyes when they blow up Alderaan. She would have more than vague impressionist memories.

Yep, you're right, bit of a brain-fart there.

He didn't. He most certainly didn't. Hell, some basic plot points changed between ANH and ESB, and several characters were re-written.

Ain't that a code-word for "really, really fuckin' loaded on laudanum"?

It was the fastest, most spastic of the characters…

The thing that causes that, Lord Gaga, is poor direction… and, also, poor writing.

That's Aayla Secura, the blue twi'lek Jedi. There was also Master Luminara and her padawan, Baris Offee (those two chicks with the diamonds painted on their faces), though I'm not sure either of them had a speaking part in the films. All three of them are much larger characters in the EU.