What Laszlo said is true. In the US, it doesn't matter the age of the actress, you cannot have a *character* who is stated, or even implied, to be underage in a sexual situation involving nudity.

Well…

No.

Indeed it is. If these motherfuckers would just get the fuck out my way, I could assume my place as God-Emperor of Mankind, and I'd sort this shit out inside a year.

Did Adam Sandler forget his log-ins again?

She does… after like a one-second pause for her to realize, hey, Leon is trying to kill these people or, oh shit, incoming.

What's-her-face from RE4 did that to me all the damn time. I'd be hip-firing a shotty and that brat would choose *just then* to step in front of the muzzle.

… ever since we moved from type-writers to ASCII-based keyboards.

Mainly because Europe chased a lot of the Jews away for a really long time.

And, also, Ellie was not 100% immune to attack, she was simply very low on aggro-generation. She can and does get grabbed by random mooks from time to time, but can usually stab that fool in the leg with her switchblade and get away. She'll also scream for help, or scream curse words at whoever grabbed her, telling…

Little to no counter?

Unlockable outfits for both characters, which is minor, but also because I really dig the story and sometimes I want to be a savage motherfucker beating the piss out of anyone who threatens a child.

I really should finish the Xenosaga series for the PS2 that I have on the shelf, or start Valkyrie Profile, or maybe get around to slogging through Lost Odyssey again…

I find that the longer games (commonly in jRPGs but other genres can do it as well) tend to allow themselves to spin out the story in longer threads, have some side-stories going on, and the opportunity to do stuff off on the side that aren't really a part of any quest, but you do it because, why the hell not, right?…

All of the Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies of the 20s…

To be fair, I haven't been to the Panhandle in…. goddamn, must be 25 years now… and in those days, Destin was kinda a sleepy little place that you retreated to after blowing your mind on PCB… Ft. Walton, at the time, was for a slightly older crowd, being in the main the legions of construction workers that were making…

Are you being sarcastic, dude?

Lolz, look at this fuckin' hipster right here, y'alls.

Which is bros these days, as most nightclubs where bros go to pick up dumb and/or drunk college girls play electronica/dance music.

Why is teenagers listening to Zeppelin indefensible? Zep was, and continues to be, a good band.