Just because you're 70 does not mean you aren't a goddamn hipster. My friends mom and dad, both in their late 60s, fucking love Skinny Puppy, Ionic Visions and Throbbing Gristle. Age don't mean shit.

Yup.

The fuckin' Pitchfork rating, as the goddamn article tells you.

For racism? Only in certain places. In Georgia? Pretty sure the majority of the population is black.

Actually, it's not, it's on the western edge of it and, besides, Panama City, Fort Walton and Destin Beach all beat the ever-living fuck out of Pensacola as party-towns. Pensacola is where you go to party if you are fucking old.

So a…. Bluetooth mouse?

Actually, Shaq's dick posts here on the AV Club sometimes. Or, used to. Haven't seen the Sentient, Autonomous Penis of Shaquille O' Neal around here in a while.

Don't you mean raggae?

^ this dude right here, he knows what's up.

Pretty bad-ass, all things considered.

He was a good Conan, but Conan was a terrible film, tis true. They really needed to just… let Conan kick ass and take names in an R-rated swords-and-sandals flick, not try for the PG13, since I doubt anyone under the age of 30 knows who the fuck Conan the Barbarian is anyway.

When you someone are it.

Goth has been a thing for 40 years now.

Ragnarok was last weekend, bro.

Congrats on the wins, dude! Fuck the haters, I hope you walk off this thing with a million dollars in your pocket.

It took me a minute to parse out what the fuck "hrm" meant, but I got that, eventually… but what the fuck is with the umlauts over the "a" in "whereas"? It does not require umlauts and is not pronounced as if it had umlauts.

Question: Did you like Madonna in the 80s? Yes? That's Gaga in the 21st.

Nah, read some of the other comments in this thread. Motherfuckers think Jeopardy is the goddamn Masterpiece Theater of evening game shows. Like motherfuckers are sipping cognac and eatin' brie during commercial breaks like some NPR bullshit.

You don't keep the number on your board if you aren't coming back tomorrow, hoss. You walk with a grand if you came in 3rd, which might barely cover your airfare, lodgings and the day off of work you took to be on the show.

I just saw the Sisters of Mercy playing M'era Luna in Germany about 4 years ago.