Are you tweeter-twats on crack? Keanu as MaleShep? Are you fucking nuts?

But…. but… Baron Munchausen wasn't terrible. It had naked Uma Thurman in it. =(

I work for a company for whom Radio Shack is a major client.

It's kind of like being in the depths of an ether binge… and there is nothing worse than a man in the depths of an ether binge. Blurred vision, no balance, hung tongue. The brain recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting, because you can actually watch yourself behave in…

The Devil got inta that dog. Good thing I saw it in time.

I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

Also, fuck you, the Chinese aren't a race, it's a fucking nationality.

Fine. Blame the kid, blame Kimmel, and nuke the fuck out of China. All three of them are deserving of every terrible thing that can possibly happen to them. While we're at it, drop a fucking meteorite on them, too. And fuck you, too, you pansy-assed apologist. You ain't got a fucking vertebrae in your goddamned…

Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example! Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart… can't build on it, can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on. I know it's the queers! They're in it with the aliens! They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I…

Seattle! Fuck yeah!

But mainly? I don't have White Man's Guilt. I wasn't alive when the Pilgrims came over, I wasn't alive during Westward Expansion, and I had absolutely no part in the genocide of the Native Americans. It sucked to be them. So, no, I don't feel bad for what happened to the Indians, I wasn't there, I had nothing to do…

Yeah… 2.1 million. Hitler killed 13 million. Mao and Stalin probably top 100 million between the two of them. As I said, on the scale of History's Greatest Monsters, Mao and Stalin both got Hitler beat, and damn sure took us to school on the scale of "murdering millions of people who probably didn't deserve it".

Do you know his family? Are you the family spokesman? No? Then shut the fuck up, because you don't know how the family feels about it, and you're projecting your thoughts into their mouths, so to speak.

Throwing someone under the bus implies that they are the ones that took the heat for whatever the fuck it was. What happened to this kid, anything? Did the FCC fine him 75 grand? Is Congress launching some kind of investigation? His parents take the Xbox away? Anything? No? Then this kid didn't get thrown under…

No, fuck that, $48K is relatively "well the hell off". Ain't no motherfucker pulling damn near 50G a year and going hungry.

Jimmy Kimmel didn't throw the kid under a bus. Throwing the kid under the bus would have been Kimmel going on TV after the fact and saying something like "Hey! I didn't say that, this punk kid said it!" What he said, though, was "Relax, it's a joke" and people still have their knickers in a twist because they think…

Hardly, as I don't view China as a "rising power", I view it as a world super-power that many Western minds simply have not comprehended the power of yet. I'm quite aware of China's economic and military power, the advances of their technologies, the radical changes their society has undergone in the last 20-some…

In what fucking reality is $48K a year "poor"?!

Could probably Torrent it right now.

But none that the Jewish, uh, what do they call it? The Jewish Conspiracy? Whatever, that bunch of Jews that supposedly runs Hollywood can claim with as much fervor… oh, and WW2 means pandering to the "Greatest Generation" and that's, like, a license to print money or some shit. I dunno.