It doesn't require an excuse. There's nothing to excuse. It's how shit goes. You only need to excuse something if there's the concept of some greater goal or plan involved that this, whatever "this" is, runs counter to.

Hate to break it to you but…

No, it's accurate. All children are dumb. It's why they are children.

Her name is Jubilee, actually. Shit, you think I remember the name of every bitch The Juggernaut hooks up with after a coke bender? Live a little, son. You aren't supposed to remember their names or their numbers after a one-night stand, and you damn sure aren't supposed to ever, ever call them again. Run into them…

Well… no. I mean, there are several of our local news outlets here in Seattle, KOMO News being, perhaps, the biggest offender, that are really quite obviously politically-biased. They write to their commentariat, who are often the sticks-dwelling neocons of eastern Washington. The way articles are written are…

Dumb shit, how can you not grok the fact that the movie was quoting *me*? I mean, they got some skinny motherfucker to be me on the screen, whatever, that's Hollywood for you, but his line, his delivery of "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch…" is quoting me from the tee-vee. The show where I tell fucking Professor X to shut…

I dunno if that's "contempt" or just "knowing your audience". Americans (largely) are nervous around Arabs. Or, really, non-whites, but especially Arabs (ironic, that…). As it stands, the name of the network practically screams "Al-Qaeda News Network!" for most Americans.

They did and have, and it would not surprise me if fundamentalist Christians, fearing/believing that The End Is Coming would get even *further* fundamentalist.

Actually, we do. I've been trying to get people to support my petition to the White House to arrest and try the CEOs and Boards of Directors of every bank, finance company and trade & securities company on Wall Street as traitors. These are people who put their personal wealth and greed ahead of the safety, security…

They need to change the name. Make it, I dunno, AJA News or something, but the Arabic name is doing it no favors in this country.

Actually, they were. Only, you see, the media is a mouthpiece of a very select few people in a very small group who want to sell you a message. So this was not reported on or covered. The intended message was to start a neo-Crusade into the Middle East to expand American hegemony. That's worked out rather well. …

Because it's terrible.

Isn't that how its pronounced? Or has he gone all artfag with it and made it "Shy-ah La Bay-oh-fe" or some shit?

You are categorically wrong in every conceivable way.

GB2 is, compared to the original, absolutely terrible. Even as a kid I did not like it, though I loved the original. Ghostbusters was not meant to be a family-friendly or holiday-themed film, and yet, they tried anyway.

That was, iirc, originally a Red Foxx routine.

When a show loses half its audience over a single season, that ain't got shit to do with people complaining about the show, that means the show ain't no damn good and those people went to watch something else.

Non-existence songs? Maybe she did some studio time with Lustmord?

The wear house? Was it a men's clothing store? She buying Thor a tie or something?

No, nigga! You *got* to say the whole thing! It's like A Pimp Called Slickback!