No, fuck all that.  This article has suddenly turned the board into a goddamn AARP meeting.  These motherfuckers are seriously doing some kids/lawn/off my type bullshit over some shit that is not even intended for them. Fuck, I'm damn near forty, I don't like her music, but, shit, I don't like any pop music… but pop…

So could a real sword, so I'm not really sure what your point is here.

To be fair to Ellis…. Logan really is a putz.  I mean, seriously, motherfucker wants to act hard and shit, with those knives in his hands, but, come on, this cockblocker is from motherfuckin' Canada.  He's a fuckin' Mountie, for christsakes.

Holy shit.  Kids, if there is ever an effective PSA against drugs, the picture at the top of the article will be it.  She's only 31 years old, not 51.

Goddamn.  Look at all these olds in here waving their canes and bitching about the kids these days.  It's like the motherfucking AARP up in this bitch.

For a certain segment of the population, to which pop music is directed and by whom it is consumed… yes.

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

Man, I don't even want to tell you how late to the game you are on that.  That shit has been around in certain venues for a long time now.

It's called Photoshop.  You can even download an old version of it for free from Adobe's website.

Or just twice their age.

They're described as "twentysomething college students".  Those are girls.

Eh… we believe that we are awesome, and we are honestly dumbstruck when other people don't agree with that… and Americans become offended when other Americans disagree with the self-made image of our awesomeness.

Our imperial control is actually more insidious than that.  Our economy drives the world.  Certain American products are near-ubiquitous across the globe.  In our military escapades, our economic hegemony is hot on its heels.  We have Starbucks and McDonalds in almost every country on the planet.  Shit, we put a…

I'll TELL YOU what the EFFECT is: It's pissing me off!

^ This right here.

^  This man right here, he knows the score.

Saw the seven-minute trailer for this the other week….

RE: Walpurgisnacht Festivals and similar things…

Except people do troll and grief the servers of their friends.  A current "thing" in our neighborhood is having "parents meetings" because all the kids play on the same Minecraft servers, and keep griefing each other by covering each other's houses with lava or some shit, so we gotta sit down, figure out who did what…

I think this is a load of pseudo-psychology bullshit.