He's a Libertarian.  Of course he has.

Did you suddenly develop a meth habit?

Sinead should track that kid down and beat her ass.

Sheeyit… I was graduating high school when FF6 came out.

Aww, ain't that a bitch? Fuckin' Romans needed some Hindu-Arabs to show them how to make their numbers different from their goddamn alphabet.  And also to show them how to make fuckin' "zero" a mathematical concept.

Inanna did it long before that Jewish kid.

Unlike other sequels to YA films, the profits on the Narnia series have dropped off rather sharply from one film to the next.

Final Fantasy 7?

Fucking Aussies, how do they work?

Fuck yes, GWAR has been around that long and, fuck yes I'm a fan.  You will not find a better metal show.  Dani Filth can have his theatrical Satanism, Dimmu can do their hardcore shit, Slayer can be, well, Slayer… but no one has a show as good as GWAR.  This is theatrical metal, taken so far beyond the logical…

It's a farm, man.  GWAR goes to it.

@avclub-3e91970f771a2c473ae36b60d1146068:disqus  It might be "nutsiest", but it sure does sound like "Naziest" in the actual track of One Step Beyond.  Which, of course, would be really freaking odd, as it's a cover of a Jamaican ska band… but that's what it sounds like.

Bullshit, there's ads for this fucking show in the goddamn movie theaters.  Saw adds for this, Masters of Sex, and like 9 other TV shows Ive already forgotten in the fifteen minutes of ads before Riddick.

Whoa…. NSFW tag, please.  You trying to get me fired?

Attacked, but not destroyed.  Dantooine is still there in the "current" era of SW.  Tatooine is the desert planet some pleb up-thread is talking about.  Dantooine is, like, Planet Kansas… all flat fields of grass and grain.

I blame John Big Booty!

Lots of it, most of it written by the band itself. You can probably find the old issues they did of the various GWAR comics on their site.

Neither you nor your asshole would be prepared for the ruination the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu would bring upon you.

Nippleus Erectus liquified himself before Hell-O was even released.  For awhile, they were pouring him on stage between sets.

Eh, to be fair, he's British.  If I understand it correctly, 16 is the legal age of majority there.