Go set yourself on fire.

You should demand your money back.

Making money as a cult leader is hardly illegal or a firing offense.

That is, basically, true.

Pretty sure that editor position ain't been filled.

Yes, but we're not that strange.  We have like eleventy billion radio stations in this town because no one can agree on what the fuck to listen to.

One of the many things I never quite understood about NCIS.  Unless she's a civilian contractor, but, even then…

Seattle PD in real life ain't really worth a damn, neither.

Since it's been 30 years, I guess the statute of limitations on spoilers has long since expired, so I feel OK coming right out and telling you…

Fairly typical high school chemistry teacher.  They're the ones who teach the next generation how to brew LSD, after all.

What does her doing it well have to do with you being endearing?

Not being too spoilery for non-reader browsers….

Only in Boston is it pronounced "Kelts".  Celts has a soft c, so "Selts".  The "Selt of Scientology" doesn't make any damned sense.

Pretty sure you also need some salt and a potato, too.  That is, if Skyrim is anything to go by.

@olivececile:disqus  American CEOs often make ten to a hundred times more (and, in some cases, even more than that) than their counterparts in other countries.  While there is, of course, a difference between the mail clerk at Sony Japan and the CEO, the difference is not as widely spread as it is in the US.  The CEO…

Jesus Christ, I was in the military when both of Eminem and Limp Bizkit became a thing…

This was mere hours before jp found himself thrashed to death in a Testament pit.  How the unfortunate kid ended up there, we may never know.

So that bitch who was the "original foam-finger creator"  who had his knickers in a twist over the whole thing went and allowed this to be made? How much does he pocket? I knew that motherfucker was talking some bullshit when he was on about the "respectability" of the foam-finger.

East of the Cascades ain't so bad if you've ever lived south of the Mason-Dixon Line.  It's like they somehow transplanted west Tennessee and north Alabama to eastern Washington.

Well, so's GRRM, he's an editor for… some company or another.  Seems every other month I see a new book on the shelf with "Edited by George R. R. Martin" on the cover.