If you are going to tell me, in your Napoleon biography, that he whispered this thing to Josephine late one night in bed and her heart went pitter-patter, then you better back that shit up in your bibliography.

I don't think Ford or Carter got compared to Hitler, not until Groening did it, though then it was very obviously with humorous intent.

A private army who answers to no one? (Homeland Defense and all of its subordinate agencies.) Check.
War on false pretenses? ("WMDs in Iraq.") Check.
Curtailing of American civil liberties? (Patriot Act, et al.) Check.
Jingoistic diatribes with definite military themes? ("You are either with us, or you are with the…

There's a very large number of homoerotic themes in Card's books, almost always involving hot showers and pre-teen boys.

Bush's national origins and religion were neither called into question nor even mentioned.

Then you haven't been paying attention, Jim.

Does one wear Marty McFly like a cock-ring?  A jacket?  How the hell does that work?

If you link to Reddit as an "argument-winning maneuver", you automatically lose.  Reddit is worse than HitlerMao, by virtue of the fact that it was not around during either of their regimes to be rounded up and shipped off to a gas chamber.

When God gives you lemons, or an iMac…. YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

Afterwards, maybe.

Rich Uncle Skeleton is correct… Psyche *is* a Greek concept.

Having 2 gay men as housemates currently (I do live in Seattle…) and one straight female, I can tell you that gay men do seem to not care so much about boobs, but they do like to talk about them, often in semi-accusatory/semi-fascinated ways.

The owl does make a pretty good avatar.  Owls are hell of wise, but, also, I am told that owls are assholes.  Can't say that I have ever met an owl on a long-enough term basis to say if either of these opinions is correct.

Well, you ain't got to have a huge group of people to hang around with to call 'em friends.  Me?  I got… maybe a half-dozen people on the whole planet (and I've been in 7 different countries, apart from the US) that I would consider "friends".

I'd probably jack that dude's Imperial Fists Tactical Dreadnought Armor.

Paper that comes out of a crate.  Here, learn more about these wondrous devices, and their nigh-ubiquitous presence in pop culture:  http://starttocrate.tumblr….

I don't give a damn if you've seen it already or not, but if this time of year is depressing to you, you need to sit down with drink of choice and popcorn, and pop in Mel Brooks' "Young Frankenstein".

That's not incorrectly spelled, it's Welsh.

Yet, some people are simply not going to learn to love each other.  Sure, romance *can* be built, but it cannot be built with just anyone

Kitty also loves salami.