I'm sure I've got a spare spell-checker around here somewhere I can toss onto the pile.

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus  No.  Never in the head.  You could whack any shark, the client wouldn't know the difference.  One in each gill, one in the heart.

While that's probably true, this situation is, I think, rather a lot different.  One, the older brother is not just the older brother, he's now been thrown into the role of parental-figure as well, and was probably not ready for that, in addition to having to cope with his own feelings of loss over the death of their…

When my little sister started dating, the first time her first boyfriend came over to the house, me and my best friend were sitting out on the porch, cleaning our collection of firearms.  He came up the steps, we both looked at him, pistols and oil-swaps and cleaning-rods in hand… you could see the fear in his eyes,…

Yeah.  Like almost any other nationally-syndicated advice columnist, there are people who sort through the mail, choose which letters he's going to respond to, make arrangements for comments from the "outside experts", and in some cases actually write the responses to people who aren't going to appear in the print…

We all can, Vinny.  We all can.

^ This.  This right here.

Sharks actually can survive out of water for several hours.  That's why, if you boat one of these motherfuckers, you shoot it with a .38, otherwise it might bite your fucking leg off as it lies dying… over the next 6 hours.

Actually, I think there is actually a rule against allowing bears, of the polar variety or otherwise, into Ph.D. programs.  Unlike the NBA, which, you know, that whole thing with the dog…

Sounds good!

Mako sharks on this mako tornado?

Kid, you're going places in Hollywood!

Can't say that I have… what, is the Juggernaut gonna get into some New Age crystal bullshit? Get his chakras realigned? A little transcendental meditation for the Juggernaut? Aww, ain't that a bitch?

Best get on that.  Quartz ain't all that hard to come by, either… though you could probably make a salt crystal at home that large with a couple 55-gallon drums and a shitload of rock salt.

Eh, it's not, like, terribad or anything. It's just not particularly interesting, except that LGG is naked in it.

You mad?

EWWWWWWW!!!

This is definitely one of those "rethink your life" Kodak moments.

Reddit is the cesspool of the internet.  4Chan is, at least, occasionally funny.

What makes Reddit worse than Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot is the fact that Reddit was not yet around for one of those four (or, hell, the lot of them) to encompass Redditors in their various purges, pogroms and ethnic cleansings.