How did you get stale popcorn in a fucking theater?  Don't they pop that shit right there in front of you?

Basically, I much preferred A&F and Empires/Burning Empires, with the much-sparser sound and more aggro attitude, to the Euro-pop that came after.  Problem is, some people are fucking stupid, and thought VNV was an electronic Oi! band, what with all its talk of "empires" and pseudo-militarism.  Ronan doesn't like…

He knows that feel?

As a teen-aged Juggernaut, I used to work at Kenny Roger's Roasters, in the kitchen…

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I do gotta say that I thought my man Banner did a pretty ace job smashing that Norse fool's face in the dirt.  Juggz woulda done it pretty much like that, though I also mighta just bull-rushed his dumb ass and trampled him flat.  Can't stop the Juggernaut, bitch.

Instead of giving your money, where it belongs, to a decent American artist, like myself?

And if you can catch it, Peter Murphy is currently touring, performing only Bauhaus songs, rather than his solo material.  It's a great show.

… except there was Bauhaus and Joy Division doing their thing at the same time, as well as a few years prior.

Any list of Top Banshee songs that doesn't include Israel is invalid.

Curtis killed himself in 1981.  Goth was already an established thing.

Depends on which era of VNV Nation you're talking about.  I really like their first 2, 3 albums, but Future Perfect was the last one I'll defend (and that one only in spots).

1) No.
2) Goth.

Because evolution is a circular, not linear, path.

Lincoln was not as great a President as he's been lionized as.  For one, the motherfucker violated the Constitution directly in order to save his own ass (and, yes, the ass of the United States) but, let's be serious here, if you gotta break the Constitution to save it, aren't you being just a little bit hypocritical?

So what do you do with the parts of the prostitute you don't buy? I mean, if you're only tossing down a fifty, I don't think you're getting more than maybe part of some side-boob and maybe kinda a lung, two kidneys and a fistfull of hair.

A woman (ok, really, a 21 year old girl.  Get the fuck off my lawn.) today at work commented that it's not really rape, it's a "struggle snuggle".

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.. actually, some canonical breeds of Halflings do have furry feet.

@avclub-83de02c3cfc3634de1279cbc17a8fbae:disqus The other children were right to laugh at you.  Never argue with an author over their own creation.  Really, even if you're right, you're wrong.